The Morose Menno

Chia Seeds vs Honey Buns

A Professional Analysis of Food Trends

13 hrs ago • 

Ryan Stoltzfus

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In Defense of Minivans

Adventures in your Odyssey

Oct 21 • 

Ryan Stoltzfus

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September 2025

Do We Still Speak English?

How our language is becoming cringe

Sep 20 • 

Ryan Stoltzfus

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4

July 2025

25 Reasons Why The Rapture Will be in 2025

A true prophecy of the last daze

Jul 25 • 

Ryan Stoltzfus

22

4

Our Herman Utic

Guest post by James Goering

Jul 3 • 

James Goering

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June 2025

It's Time to Start a New Denomination

Like Nothing Else Before

Jun 21 • 

Ryan Stoltzfus

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The Beachy Ten Commandments

In which I attempt to distill Beachy Amish-Mennonite tendencies (good and bad) into ten sentences

Jun 8 • 

Ryan Stoltzfus

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3

March 2025

John Calvin and Hobbes

A book review

Mar 15 • 

Ryan Stoltzfus

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February 2025

On the Beard

The New York Yankees are losing their convictions

Feb 24 • 

Ryan Stoltzfus

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January 2025

How to Get Weird Looks

Well folks, the Anabaptists have been getting weird looks.

Jan 16 • 

Ryan Stoltzfus

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How Anabaptists Differ

Today we start explaining how Mennonites differ.

Jan 8 • 

Ryan Stoltzfus

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Coming soon

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Jan 7 • 

Ryan Stoltzfus